Is it strange that the factory workers are listening to "I'm Every Woman" right now? Okay, maybe it's on the radio or something, but still...there has to be something better than that. It's almost like the episode of The Simpsons (Homer Phobia - 4F11)where Homer wants to make Bart more manly and takes him to the steel mill where everyone is gay. Classic stuff.

From SNPP:

Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name, fella?
Roscoe: Roscoe.
Homer: Roscoe here runs this mill. He's gonna show us around to let you get a first-hand look at real all-American Joes doing what they do best.
Bart: Why the hell would I wanna see that?
Homer: [sotto voce] You'll thank me on your wedding night.

A bunch of men are working in the mill when Roscoe, Homer and Bart
walk in.

Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o.
Homer: [gasps] Has the whole world gone insane?!
Worker: [sissy-like] Stand still, there's a spark in your hair!
Worker: Get it! Get it!
Homer: [whimpers] [another guy walks past Homer holding a vat of hot steel in hot pants]
Worker: Hot stuff, comin' through!
Homer: [screams]
Bart: Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Homer: [frightened] I don't know! This is a NIGHTMARE! YOU'RE ALL SICK!
Worker: [waving his hand] Oh be nice!
Homer: Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay! [a whistle goes off] Oh my god! What's happening now?
Roscoe: We work hard. We play hard. [pulls a chain] ["Everybody Dance Now" starts playing]

Posted by tien mao in Concerts/Music at 4:43 PM