June 7, 2004

Tribute to Broadway - "I Wanna Fuck Her in the A$$"

POST #    1089

With the Tony Awards last night, I thought this would be a great time to write about an incident on the subway yesterday.

[The scene takes place in a subway car after a Mets game. The subway car is full of people, including Mets fans and regular passengers. Main characters include an overweight disheveled man wearing a Mets hat and a female Mets fan.]

Overweight Man: Did the Mets win?
Man: Yeah, 5-0.
OM: 5-0? Any homers?
M: Yeah, Mike Piazza.
OM: Fucking Piazza, I hate him. He doesn't respect the fans. Did the Mets win? Were there any home runs?

[Overweight Man exits the train as doors open, throws most of game program into stairwell, boards train again.]

OM: Mets won, 5-0. Fucking Mets, I hate the Mets. Did the Mets win?
Female Mets Fan: Yeah, the Mets won, 5-0. I hate the Mets too. Fucking Mets.
OM: I hate Piazza, fucking Mets.
FMF: Oh yeah? Me too.

[Overweight Man exits the train as doors open, throws pages of program out of the elevated station onto the street, boards train again.]

OM: You know Radio City Music Hall?
FMF: Yeah, I know Radio City.
OM: The Tony Awards are tonight.
FMF: Oh yeah, you know the Tony's? Who do you think is going to win?
OM: Yeah, I know the Tony's. It's at Radio City tonight.
FMF: Yeah, Radio City.
OM: You know Renée Zellweger? She's going to be there tonight.
FMF: She's going to be at Radio City?
OM: Yeah, I wanna fucker her in the ass!

[Overweight Man exits the train, the doors close as all in train burst out in laughter.]

Posted by tien mao in NYC at 4:14 PM



That is just fucking classic.

Posted by: KP at June 7, 2004 4:27 PM

Def classic. I wish I lived in NYC.

Posted by: C at June 7, 2004 4:37 PM

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