April 22, 2004

Who Wants Some Krispy Kreme?

POST #    965

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In their never-ending quest to enlarge both my ass and my belly, Krispy Kreme was nice enough to send me this coupon yesterday for a dozen free doughnuts after buying a dozen. So I was wondering if there were any people that would like to partake in them with me? Or if someone is having a party, I'm willing to bring some doughnuts...

Posted by tien mao in Food/Drink at 10:19 AM



Of course, they have a disclaimer:

Stores in the following locations are not participating in this promotion: Southern California; Colorado; Connecticut; Boynton Beach, FL; Daytona Beach, FL; Ft. Lauderdale, FL; Gainesville, FL; Melbourne, FL; Miami, FL; Tamarac, FL; West Palm Beach, FL; Bogart, GA; Hawaii; Idaho; Illinois; Iowa; Massachusetts; Minnesota; Gulfport, MS; St. Louis, MO; Nebraska; Buffalo, NY; Latham, NY; Penn Station, NYC, NY; Rochester, NY; Syracuse, NY; Nevada; Asheville, NC; Hendersonville, NC; Hickory, NC; Wilmington, NC; North Dakota; Oregon; Altoona, PA; Erie, PA; Pittsburgh, PA; Washington, PA; Rhode Island; Florence, SC; Myrtle Beach, SC; Spartanburg, SC; South Dakota; Bristol, TN; Kingsport, TN; Pigeon Forge, TN; Sevierville, TN; Beaumont, TX; El Paso, TX; Houston, TX; Missouri City, TX; Utah; Burlington, WA; Issaquah, WA; Seattle, WA; Vancouver, WA; Wisconsin; Australia, Canada, Mexico, and the United Kingdom.

Oooh! I got one too. In fact, I'm enjoying a warm glazed donut as we speak. Mmmm....donut...

Posted by: FlatGreg at April 22, 2004 10:53 AM

greg, you dirty bastard! i must get me some doughnuts!!

Posted by: tien at April 22, 2004 10:54 AM

i still have to try the pearly cum variety. i mean key lime.

Posted by: janelle at April 22, 2004 4:04 PM

i'm not sure i can have them anymore. with you and jeannette calling them the "pearly cum" doughnut.

great, now i'm going to get google searches for that phrase.

Posted by: tien at April 22, 2004 4:07 PM

You think the searches for "pearly cum" are bad? How about "hot gay male sex with donuts?" guy on guy action? nude asian male pastry sex? Let's throw in "hamster" for good measure too.

Posted by: FlatGreg at April 22, 2004 5:06 PM

Dude! You're going to love this if you haven't seen it yet. I've been addicted to doing searches on a9.com (amazon's web search). Look what I found:


Check out that pic!!! LOL!!

Posted by: FlatGreg at April 22, 2004 5:09 PM

great greg. on both accounts. halo was asking me how i got an image up with them (alexis) and i didn't remember. but clearly, i wouldn't want to have that image up. unless it was for the ladies and my non-traditional male readers.

Posted by: tien at April 22, 2004 5:18 PM


Posted by: halo | veritech pilot at April 22, 2004 5:30 PM

last night i watched the chris rock hbo special and he was talking about krispy kremes and it made me think of you. man, i dont think i will ever be able to eat a krispy kreme or even hear about them without thinking of your obsession.

Posted by: rachelleb at April 23, 2004 8:25 AM

hmm, not sure if that's a good thing rachelle. sure, you're thinking of me, and everytime you eat krispy kreme, you'll think of me...but i don't think i'm that obsessed with them.

Posted by: tien at April 23, 2004 10:33 AM

who are you trying to kid? in the beginning of a month, we once ran all around the city to different krispy kreme's trying out the flavor of the month.. last month's leftover flavor at penn station, this month's in chelsea..

Posted by: rachelleb at April 24, 2004 9:57 AM

rachelle, those are just minor details that i chose to ignore.

Posted by: tien at April 25, 2004 6:05 PM

hey man - i live 5 minutes away from you. bring on the donuts. let's eat!

(FlatGreg - genius find. our tien is famous - and his little fur scarf, too!)

Posted by: jeannette at April 25, 2004 6:36 PM

hey>> is there anyone out there who knows how to get free doughnuts? I'm a college student in Altoona (a sad little town in central PA) and I am very poor, very doughnut deprived.

Posted by: Bonnie at December 1, 2004 1:38 AM

I will be taking a trip to North Dakota and I was wondering if there is any coupons that I can use or where I would find the coupons when I get there.

Posted by: Keri at October 4, 2006 7:49 PM

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