March 19, 2004

Lazy Eating

POST #    864

Sometimes, I'm lazy. I like to take shortcuts and sometimes I do this when I eat. It's not like I am too lazy to eat, although my mom has said that if I were starving and had un-peeled fruit to eat, I would probably starve to death. Or is it more like the guy that has food in a necklace around his neck, but starves because he only eats the food in the section in front of him and doesn't bother to rotate the food necklace.

Anyway, yesterday, while eating some Fritos that seemed like there were heroin-laced, I just dumped them into my mouth. I was towards the end of the bag, so this made sense, right? I've done this with french fries and popcorn too. Except with popcorn, I was nowhere near the bottom (I didn't want to get cheese on my fingers). It's just too easy - dumping the food into my mouth. It makes me think of Homer Simpson when he was at the retirement home and found out about IV's. He felt like he was cheated his whole life, wasting time on chewing.

I guess this is just the tip of my laziness. I wonder what other shortcuts I can take.

Posted by tien mao in Food/Drink at 9:30 AM



sometimes your lazy??!!?? SHOCKING!

Posted by: rachelle at March 19, 2004 12:13 PM

don't forget about motorized wheelchairs too - they're great for people like Homer Simpson who are to lazy to walk! "and here I am using my own two legs like a sucker!"

Posted by: Justin at March 19, 2004 1:07 PM

I've done the "toss the bag of chips into the mouth" thing too, I'm slightly ashamed to admit. We need to start a "Lazy Junk Food Eaters Anonymous" group.

Posted by: Jen at March 19, 2004 2:05 PM

yeah, isn't it shocking rachelle?

i forgot about that justin. of course you caught it.

jen, i would love to start that group. i'm sure we could be charter members of LaJuFEA. there has got to be a better name than that.

Posted by: tien at March 19, 2004 3:34 PM

Do all Chinese mothers tell their offspring the story about the lazy little girl/boy and the food necklace? I really gotta find out where this yarn originated from!

Posted by: s. at March 20, 2004 8:41 AM

Hey. I just cooked Ono (wahoo) with all kinds of herbs, wine, garlic, blah blah and red curry cous cous (Hot!)for some friends. No fritos please.

Posted by: tienparis at March 20, 2004 11:40 PM

so you have a bag of long as you are by yourself or sharing with someone whose slobber you don't mind, why not just grab the popcorn with the tip of your tongue. when popcorn is has just the right amount of salt and butter and the tip of your tngue touches the fluffy white, it just happily adheres to your tongue. it want to be in there. so just ease it on in with a tilted bag.

Posted by: wayne at July 24, 2004 11:09 AM

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