January 20, 2004

Vote for Kerry...His Daughters Are Hot!

POST #    712

Check out Alexandra and Vanessa, the Kerry daughters.

There are a few reasons we need a change in the White House. And if we're going change things, we might as well put someone in who has hot daughters. John Kerry's daughters fit that bill. Actually, on second thought, they aren't that hot, but they will do. As an added bonus, their parents are rich. Maybe Heinz Ketchup will become America's Official Condiment. Not that the Bush Daughters are ugly or anything, I just don't agree with their father's politics.

I'm not saying that John Kerry is necessarily the right guy for the White House, but Howard Dean only has one daughter and she is "a serious ice hockey player." Kerry also seems to have survived ordering Swiss cheese for a cheesesteak too.

- John Kerry for President Blog
- Howard Dean for President Blog

Update: 5.17.04
Alexandra Kerry wears sheer dress, surely winning votes for dad. (via Whatevs)

Posted by tien mao in Politics at 4:59 PM



i dunno tien. they look like female versions of kerry...after a sex change. and in case you were wondering, thats not a good thing.

Posted by: veritech pilot at January 20, 2004 6:11 PM

what's wrong with the bush twins? i betcha they're easy...

Posted by: corie at January 20, 2004 7:07 PM

wes clark is def the hottest presidential candidate!!!!! plus he pretended to like outkast in an ad so that makes him not only hot but cool too. heh

Posted by: rachelleb at January 20, 2004 9:31 PM

well, the bush twins have bad genes. but if they are easy...

Posted by: tien at January 20, 2004 10:06 PM

see, i'm not sure if this is a good thing - the gore daughters were hot and where did they get him? where as chelsea....well, let just say Clinton got elected and Gore didn't. Maybe there's something to be said about Democrat daughters not being the hottest girls in the bunch.

Posted by: dahl at January 21, 2004 8:01 AM

let's just vote for the hottest candidate, clark. i'd rather look at a hot guy on tv all the time than an ugly john kerry type guy.

Posted by: rachelleb at January 21, 2004 10:05 AM

i'll vote for any candidate (even al sharpton) that is up against bush.

Posted by: tien at January 21, 2004 10:07 AM

me too, sadly. but chances are slim that any of them will win.

Posted by: corie at January 21, 2004 11:37 AM

hell, I'd vote for "The Al Sharpton" before I'd vote for bush.

Posted by: joe s at January 21, 2004 12:44 PM

The Al Sharpton is delicious, though. .. btw, joe, you outrank tien on a google search for amy ruth's, but i am still #1!!!

Posted by: rachelleb at January 21, 2004 1:14 PM

al even eats at amy ruth's. but he doesn't necessarily order the "al sharpton".

Posted by: tien at January 21, 2004 1:23 PM

that's funny how we are the top three. rachelle, as I found out the other day, you're also #1 for 'farley post office'.

Posted by: joe s at January 21, 2004 2:50 PM

why isnt al sharpton at amy ruth's when we go? that would be a sight to see.. "He ate a lot of food, and he ate it in a short time." and then had an interview with stephen colbert of the daily show!? why isnt stephen colbert at amy ruth's when we go?

Posted by: rachelleb at January 21, 2004 2:51 PM

from what I've heard, amy ruth's is Al's unofficial office. The owner/chef used to work for him. In all the times I've walked by amy ruth's I've never seen him, or any other celebrity, there. However, that may have more to do with my celebrity-spotting handicap.

Posted by: joe s at January 21, 2004 4:47 PM

There is something definitely wrong in the genetic makeup of the Kerry family. I mean he looks like some central European peasant named Ogle Eck or something. He makes Abe Lincoln look like Tom Cruise. Please don't make us look at him for four years running. Please!

Posted by: Nathan Utt at January 28, 2004 9:16 PM

I like the blonde one :)

Posted by: Bush at March 3, 2004 6:44 PM

Lookswise, I have to score the Bush daughters over the Kerry girls. But I do think that the election should be decided by an oil wrestling tagteam match between the two.
Btw, I've seen bikini pics of CHelsea and she's not bad.

Posted by: Mocker668 at May 10, 2004 4:01 PM

Alexandra is hot. The other one looks like her DAD

Posted by: campo at May 28, 2004 1:40 AM

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