December 3, 2003

GOP to NYC Hookers: "We Now Want Your Lovin!"

POST #    606

The GOP has backed down from staying in a cruise ship during their 2004 convention in NYC. Tom Delay's office says he "fights for what he believes in," and apparently being an elitist snob isn't one of those things. A shocker coming from the GOP, but the New York City hotel industry is quite pleased with the decision. Now they, and many other businesses, like restaurants, shops, and independent female (and male) contractors in the sex trade, can breath a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, this means that there will be no contraction of the Norwalk virus.

In a funny side note, the NY Times reports that Rosie O'Donnell plans to be on the boat next year. She is going on a lesbian family holiday cruise on the same ship. That would have been a great headline, "GOP member shares room with lesbian."

- NY Times: They'll Take Manhattan: Republicans Drop Ship Idea
- Gothamist's take on the GOP's change of heart

Posted by tien mao in NYC at 9:07 AM



Never fear, they'll be contracting plenty of other viruses a lot more vicious than Norwalk. Just imagine Delay spending his entire Fox News interview scratching in the nether regions... Yikes, that's scary.

Posted by: joe at December 3, 2003 1:40 PM

that would be great. especially if it's in one of those couch settings and not behind a counter. he could say that he had a "run in" with some crabs.

Posted by: tien at December 3, 2003 5:30 PM

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