October 30, 2003

Advantages of a Studio

POST #    515

Since moving over the weekend, I have quickly discovered some advantages to living in a studio apartment and how I might have to change my life a little to get used to living in a larger place.

In a studio, I lived in a much smaller space, with everything about 10-15 feet from where I was at any given point. Now, it seems I have to walk about 20 feet to go to the bathroom.

In a studio, I lived in a much smaller space, giving me less room to store stuff. Now, in my temporary residence, I have a lot of space for useless crap.

In a studio, I lived in a much smaller space, with a murphy bed that I would watch tv from. Now, if I watch late night tv and fall asleep, I have to walk all the way to a bed for the rest of the night.

What's it going to be like when I actually have to walk up some stairs to go to sleep. I'll be "in Barney."

Posted by tien mao in Rants at 11:26 AM

 

 

oceans 11?

don cheadles british accent and slang was a little suspect...

Posted by: bob the angry flower at October 30, 2003 12:01 PM

yes, oceans 11.

Posted by: tien at October 30, 2003 12:03 PM

Tien, you are soooo lazy! LOL.

Posted by: Justin at October 30, 2003 12:09 PM

I'd say before your mickey kills you brown bread, you need to start an intensive workout program ... like maybe taking those stairs at least once a month. Have you considered just acquiring a hospital bed? Get a TV attached, and one of those urine bottles, and an electrical adjuster thing ... and most importantly, a nurse call button!

Posted by: Oscar at October 30, 2003 10:16 PM

i'm not sure what you're talking about in the beginning, but i think if i'm going to get a hospital bed, i'll need a morphine drip too.

Posted by: tien at October 30, 2003 10:38 PM

mickey (mouse) = house, (brown) bread = dead

I make no claims that my own cockney rhyming slang is particularly authentic either ...

Posted by: Oscar at October 31, 2003 2:02 PM

ooohhhh. i just laughed out loud...for a good 10 seconds.

Posted by: tien at October 31, 2003 2:09 PM

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