October 9, 2003
mmm, mmm...envelope
i'm in the process of licking a lot of envelopes and i'm hungry at the same time. i wonder if i will satiate my hunger by licking a lot of envelopes. is that even possible? will i get some sort of glue rush or anything? maybe i'll make a game out of it like principal skinner once told bart. and why hasn't anyone made flavored envelopes...or have they?
Posted by tien mao in Random at 10:12 AM
On Seinfeld, didn't George's wife/fiance die from licking too many envelopes! Wasn't George too cheap to buy the self-sealing ones! LOL.
Posted by: Justin at October 9, 2003 6:39 PM
I think those envelopes had cheap glue or something.
I seem to remember the post office saying that licking a regular stamp causes you to ingest 3 calories. So maybe an envelope is more? Some of that adhesive is sweetend, so maybe one day the'll come out with sugar-free envelopes.
Posted by: FlatGreg at October 9, 2003 7:37 PM
yeah, george bought the cheapest envelopes. that cheap bastard. serenity now!!
Posted by: tien at October 9, 2003 11:56 PM
why are you licking them? when i was an intern.. like 12 years ago.. i used to have to mail a lot of shit.. but i never licked it.. we used those water bottle thingies with the sponge top.
Posted by: rachelle at October 10, 2003 1:51 AM
i don't think we have one of those bottle things. i guess i could use glue, but i'm only doing it in spurts and i'm too lazy to find anything like that. although, i sport some small paper cuts on my cheeks and one on my arm right now (not sure how the arm one got there).
Posted by: tien at October 10, 2003 7:59 AM
one of the worst "stunts" in jackass was when dave-o(?) gave himself paper cuts in between his toes and the sides of his mouth. like big ones! OWWWW!!!
Posted by: jeannette at October 10, 2003 12:09 PM
THEY HAVE MADE THEM ITS A SMALL BUSSINES AND THEY SELL THEM IN OHIO AND VIRGINA THEY ARE EXPANDING! THEY WILL BE SELLING ACROSS THE U.S.
Posted by: Kaysie at January 25, 2005 1:12 PM
There are about 17 calories in the glue strip of an envelope.
Posted by: rangerdoogie at March 8, 2005 1:29 AM
Strawberry flavour that's what the stationary world needs
Posted by: Liz at January 17, 2006 6:34 AM
I cant believe that there are calories in an envelope. I want to know if there is carbs? I have been starving myself on this diet and now i find out that i have been taking in alot more calories than i thought i cant believe this! They should put a warning on the boxes!!!!!!
Posted by: Mara at October 3, 2006 7:28 PM
I am doing a school project and we have to invent something and i thought i was the one who came up the flavored evnelope idea. Well dang, I really want to know also if they really do have calories if so that is hularious!
Posted by: Cassie at November 22, 2006 10:42 AM
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Cassie: I am doing a school project and we have to invent something and i thought i was ... {read on}
Mara: I cant believe that there are calories in an envelope. I want to know if there ... {read on}
Liz: Strawberry flavour that's what the stationary world needs ... {read on}
rangerdoogie: There are about 17 calories in the glue strip of an envelope.... {read on}
Kaysie: THEY HAVE MADE THEM ITS A SMALL BUSSINES AND THEY SELL THEM IN OHIO AND VIRGINA ... {read on}
jeannette: one of the worst "stunts" in jackass was when dave-o(?) gave himself paper cuts ... {read on}
tien: i don't think we have one of those bottle things. i guess i could use glue, but... {read on}
rachelle: why are you licking them? when i was an intern.. like 12 years ago.. i used to ... {read on}
tien: yeah, george bought the cheapest envelopes. that cheap bastard. serenity now!!... {read on}
FlatGreg: I think those envelopes had cheap glue or something. I seem to remember the po... {read on}