August 12, 2003
save our state: vote terry tate!
okay, so we all know that the situation in california is a huge joke with porn actresses, porn magazine publishers, multiple actors, politicians, and everyone else running, but now terry tate is in the race!! i have previously said that i would vote for arnold, as in arnold drummond - a.k.a. gary coleman (if i really lived there, i would keep davis because throwing him out opens up multiple cans of worms). so with the introduction of terry tate, my support is now with him. i suppose that people think this is not helping the situation with california, but can you even take anything that state does from now on seriously?
terry's got some solid issues that he plans to tackle. from his press release:
| As the league-leading Office Linebacker for four years running, "Terrible" Terry Tate possesses the vision, the experience and the unique ability "to bring the pain up in this humpy-bumpy" that California so desperately needs. Terry promises to end partisan gridlock by knocking some fiscal sense into the corporate lobbyists, career bureaucrats, and partisan politicians who are at the heart of the problem: "I'm the type of player that player haters hate to play— 'cause I'm 100% heart baby, all day, every day."
Once elected, Mr. Tate will tackle white collar crime: "Y'all suckahs who don't pay taxes and hang out on your Gucci yachts? With Triple T in charge, you know you gonna get caught." Terry also commits himself to reducing overcrowding at schools, improving air quality, and eliminating "long-[expletive] coffee breaks— five minutes tops, or y'all gonna get clocked." And despite the risk inherent in being the top executive of the state, Terry stands alone among leading candidates in his pledge to realize the hopes and dreams of the voters of California without taking a vacation or a sick day. "Playin' hurt? Baby, that don't phase me. The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Most importantly, a vote for Terry Tate is a vote for a better future for California's children, families, and businesses: "I'm gonna govern the [expletive] out of this state. Believe that, California." |
check out terry's site here or read the times' coverage on it here.
thanks to halley for the photoshop help.
Posted by tien mao in Rants at 5:31 PM
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