July 17, 2003
homer simpson's previous jobs
for those wondering what homer has done for employment, i was watching an episode of "the simpsons" entitled, "poppa's got a brand new badge," where homer recounts all the jobs he has had in the past:
"you know i've had a lot of jobs: boxer, mascot, astronaut, immatation krusty, baby proofer, trucker, hippie, plowdriver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, griftor, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage comissioner, mountain climer, farmer, inventor, smithers, poochie, celebraty assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, kwik-e-mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all."
you can listen to the quote here or for an entry on a random quote generator, read here.
Posted by tien mao in Work at 7:42 PM
HOMER IS THE MAN. QUITE POSSIBLY THE SMARTEST PERSON OF DUMB PEOPLE
Posted by: bla bla bla at October 15, 2003 1:54 PM
dont forget navy captain
Posted by: vin at May 19, 2004 7:18 PM
he also sold sugar but didnt make much money
Posted by: smithril at February 28, 2005 3:56 PM
DUDE I LOVE THE SIMPSONS
Posted by: sc kid at March 14, 2005 3:12 PM
he was also owner of the power plant
Posted by: tom at August 31, 2005 3:34 PM
don't forget panhandler
Posted by: josh at August 31, 2005 3:37 PM
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josh: don't forget panhandler... {read on}
tom: he was also owner of the power plant... {read on}
sc kid: DUDE I LOVE THE SIMPSONS... {read on}
smithril: he also sold sugar but didnt make much money... {read on}
vin: dont forget navy captain... {read on}
bla bla bla: HOMER IS THE MAN. QUITE POSSIBLY THE SMARTEST PERSON OF DUMB PEOPLE... {read on}