July 17, 2003
mmm...sausage...
an excerpt from jim caple's article on racing in the sausage race:
And can you picture Simon had he gone to trial and actually been sentenced to prison?
FELON 1: "Hey, buddy, what are you in for?"
FELON 2: "Armed robbery and aggravated assault. What about you?"
FELON 1: "First-degree murder. How about you, new guy?"
SIMON: "Errr, ummmmmm, well, it's a little embarrassing. ... I beat the sausage."
[Long uncomfortable pause.]
FELON 2: "Didn't the Supreme Court just rule that that wasn't illegal anymore?"
Posted by tien mao in Sports at 4:23 PM
From my brother...
Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage
10. "There hasn't been a good bizarre ballpark attack in a while"
9. "Always wanted to be on Marv Albert's blooper reel"
8. "Looking to land a big endorsement deal with Jimmy Dean"
7. "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you blindside the opposing team's costumed racing mascot"
6. "It was a Brewers-Pirates game. Somebody had to liven things up"
5. "The bratwurst gave me fifty dollars to take down the sausage"
4. "I guess I misunderstood the Atkins diet"
3. "When a giant sausage is running at you -- you act on instinct"
2. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't"
1. "Who doesn't 'pound the sausage' every once in a while"
Posted by: rachelle at July 17, 2003 6:58 PM
yeah, i saw that on the letterman site.
Posted by: tien at July 17, 2003 7:17 PM
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tien: yeah, i saw that on the letterman site.... {read on}
rachelle: From my brother... Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Saus... {read on}